unusually small shorts

So as I witnessed another sports day practice, I have come to realize that all little boys pull their shorts up way past theirbelly buttons. Most of the boys' boxers are blue with some gree. Today I also witnessed something new: the visible crease. The wrinkle wear your bum meets the leg. When you see shorts in the US above this crease, you know the shorts are short. The girls here don:t mind having their bums hangout in their PE shorts, but wear their school uniforms skirts as long as they can. We need the fashion police to make an announcement about properly wearing shorts. Oh and tappered legs too me will never be appropriate. The seamstress need to take notice and make the crotch shorter and the legs longer to avoid tit over hang in the chubby kids. Some of the teachers need this memo, too.
I am now accustomed to their one size fits all hats that are reversible to distinguish teams for sports day. Red vs. White. Bonsai

I think I am losing my mind. First forgetting my umbrella when leaving school. Second forgetting my inside shoes at home when going to school. Third, leaving my pictures for my introduction at home. ( I even had them by the door... idiot Britt) Now what I am I going to do. That was 20 minutes of information- I will have to wing it now.