as i ride in the taxi

Why do taxi drivers always seem to fart when I get in the car. The only customer they will have all day and they go and fart. As their only customer, they come to work with a perfectly pressed shirt.
I have never seen a big man wear toe socks either. That one I laugh everytime I see one of my teachers with toe socks. Something about it screams wrong. Only in Japan.
So I have weighed the pros and cons of working at 7 schools rather than 1 or 2

Pros of many schools
-if you don:t like the teacher then you don:t have to see them everyday
-less lesson plans you have to make
-even more popularity when you cruise the town
-lots of review time and less thinking for me
-not learning at least 250 kids's names
-I am a movie star everytime I go to elementary schools
-all of the free parties with good food and beer.....so far.
-not really being a part of the cleaning duties...i can just hide at each school until they find me. I will play dumb.

Cons
-lugging your inside shoes to every school. (I don:t want to buy 7 pairs)
-leaving your shoes at home and wearing their tacky inside shoes - which I did today
-kids forgetting everything they learn
-leaving an umbrella at a school and not getting it for 2 and half weeks (which I did also)
-never really learning their name
-have to lug chopsticks around or forget them
-having to buy snacks when I go places for 7 schools... only cheap snacks for all
-all of the self introductions - yes I am 182 cm tall.
-I look like the bag lady on the bus with my bag, books, and shoe bag


all in all I am having a good time. This is the only situation that I know so it needs to be a good one. One thing I don:t like is having the computer room in the smoking room. I am not a fan of that.