where the muscles are

So I found where all of the muscles have been hiding. In mens aerobic competitions. I turned on my TV trying to get to the station where my DVD player works and halted when I became terribly fascinated with the international aerobic competition. Mens competition I might add. I did not see a bulge in anyone's pants and there were too many jazz hands and spirit to be men. I think all of them were born girls. Even an Aussie man with a little extra around the middle was way too jazzy in sporting his cheesy smile. As I write this, I am still on the same channel in awe.