Sorry haven:t written in a while
So I have found the reason that everyone is sick over here. They don:t have hot water to wash their hands, they don:t blow their noses so they pick them for long extended periods of time and then use the keyboard WHICH I AM USING RIGHT NOW. Don:t worry, I disinfected it. I am normally a healthy person only getting a slight cold when the seasons change. But I will have to work extra hard over here because the booger picking teachers are everywhere. I witnessed my Kyoto sensei pick is nose for a good 15 seconds and then SWITCH fingers.
So my little neighbor girl helps me out and I have named her my own personal secretary. She helped me last night with my kerosene pump. I ran out of kerosene last Sunday. I looked around the house didn:t find a funnel or anything to fill it with. so i cut apart a plastic bottle- didn:t fit, used some paper after consulting my pyrotechnic friends on what i should do about spilt kerosene. The paper leaked out and now I have a gas spill outside my house. SHHHH. I wiped down my kerosene heater and started it up with me and the fire extinguisher right next to it like idiots. There behold the kerosene pump. I found it. After struggling all afternoon.
So I didn:t know it needed batteries good thing my flashlight batteries were the same. (I am deathly scared of the dark). Waaa la. Heat ladies and gentleman.
Oh I have my paper tree up with garland and Christmas balls hanging from my ceiling. Now it is home and I feel alright in it sitting in my 3 shirts and a vest and 2 pants and 2 socks.
so the teacher right next to me has been picking his nose constantly the whole time i have written this. the kicker is he just ATE it. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. This country. Just blow it, will ya?
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