crazy messed up school

So I am at my junior high today with my sunflower. I didn't have anything planned out because I don't know really the ability of his English. So I did some MadLibs about a car wreck. Yeah after we filled it all out, he wanted to change it to better nouns and not have me die in the car wreck. Cute but you couldn't keep his attention for anything. So that was a failure.
Another class of misfits. While I am learning about parts of speech, I notice the trouble maker who doesn't know anything. He has been making paper cranes in every paper color possible. This is pretty good because he is quiet for once and not throwing baseballs at anyone. Then another boy IN THE FRONT ROW is sharpening his knife. 2 of my best students are rock paper scissoring to see who doesn't get hit in the forehead. I just sat back and laughed.
Lunch we discussed what cut class and leave class was. Oh all of it was charades and dictionaries because the 15 year olds can't understand a thing.
I hurried to volleyball where the team was in a circle getting directions although one girl was up against the wall doing a handstand, another was hanging upside down on the net, and another girl had a volleyball up her shirt, another tripped over her own feet, and all I could do was sit and laugh. I learned some stuff tonight and already forgot it. Maybe if I hear it 30 more times I will remember.
When I got home there was a note on the door from my Kyoto sensei neighbor saying he is going to take care of my mouse problem. Signed with a heart. How can I take him seriously when I can smell everytime he craps. So with thin walls you also get smells. Oh the next house over, I HEARD HER TELEPHONE RING. So no privacy at all. Good thing I talk really fast on the phone and they can't understand English very well.